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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}

{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}

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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}

{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

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