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{"type":"standard","title":"Breslin (Spokane, Washington)","displaytitle":"Breslin (Spokane, Washington)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q85748838","titles":{"canonical":"Breslin_(Spokane,_Washington)","normalized":"Breslin (Spokane, Washington)","display":"Breslin (Spokane, Washington)"},"pageid":62690865,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Breslin_Wide_View.png/330px-Breslin_Wide_View.png","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Breslin_Wide_View.png","width":4032,"height":3024},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1168651713","tid":"a412e8b3-327f-11ee-92d9-c3a12e1a3772","timestamp":"2023-08-04T04:30:29Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":47.64888889,"lon":-117.415},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Breslin_(Spokane%2C_Washington)"}},"extract":"The Breslin is a historic six-story building in the Cliff/Cannon neighborhood of Spokane, Washington. It was designed by architect Albert Held in the Classical Revival style, and built in 1910 by W.H. Stanley with \"Tenino sandstone, press red brick and cream-colored terra cotta\" at a cost of $100,000.","extract_html":"
The Breslin is a historic six-story building in the Cliff/Cannon neighborhood of Spokane, Washington. It was designed by architect Albert Held in the Classical Revival style, and built in 1910 by W.H. Stanley with \"Tenino sandstone, press red brick and cream-colored terra cotta\" at a cost of $100,000.
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